Gators, Baby
By Ace Cummins
I am sorry if I let you down and didn’t post my picks for the Final Four on Friday. If you were waiting for them to place your bets, I apologize and hope I can make it up with today’s special Monday edition.
I admit it, I don’t like Florida. I don’t want to see them win it all… again. But you know what, that means two shits in a world full of toilets (does that make sense?). The facts are this: Florida had dominated, I mean dominated, all three of the Final Four games they have played in the last two years (winning by an average of over 13 points/game). Why should tonight be any different? It won’t. Gators will win by the measly 5 points they are giving up in Vegas. Rest assured. Hey, I’d love to see the Buckeyes pull off the upset, but they truly are overmatched at every position (yes this includes Oden). Oden is a beast and a true talent, but will be no match for the always solid play of Florida’s post players. Plus, add Green, Humphrey and Brewer (the guy I love to hate) and the Buckeyes freshman-led backcourt will be seeing double (or triples actually) all game long. Buckeyes will be Gator Bait tonight.
For the record:
Ohio State vs. Florida (-5)
Not only will Florida repeat as National Champions, the Gators will hold the National Championship in the two biggest collegiate sports during the same season. In-sane! It may never happen again. Obvy.
Editor’s Note:
Ace Cummins: 6-3 overall, 3-0 last week, 3-0 on 5-Star picks.
Eat Me (or, One White Woman Overcomes her Racial Handicap and Prepares Damn Tasty Food from Around the World) will next appear Monday, April 9, and then Monday, April 23. Notes from the Film Vanguard (or, I Watch Disturbing Movies So You Don’t Have To) will debut this Thursday on One Sorry Blog.
