A One Sorry Blog News Service Special
Buenos Aires – The Buenos Aires desk of One Sorry Blog received word early Thursday morning that not even the groundbreaking blog’s resident vanguard film expert, Ryan E. Hernández, could make heads or tails of an important new YouTube video showing a unique rendition of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”.
According to One Sorry Blog editor Paul Rivas, the complete text of the email Hernández sent alerting the aforementioned media outlet to the video read as follows: “Seriously, what the fuck is happening here?!”
“I’m proud to say that Mr. Hernández has been an associate of mine since the third grade at Foothill School,” Rivas elaborated, “and let me just add that he knows weirdness when he sees it. If he’s flummoxed by this vid, well, then I recommend everybody stop what she or he is doing and watch it.”
One Sorry Blog has posted 75 news, film, food, TV, music, gambling, Scrabble and corporate office work columns since late February, of which only three (3) have included video.
“Video’s not really our deal,” volunteered Rivas, “so when we post a video, you can rest assured it’s something we back pretty heavily. In fact, if you don’t think this is the most stupefying video you’ve ever seen, ever, I’ll personally give you a dollar. Send me a message on my new Facebook account saying so, and I’ll get a dollar to you before you can say, ‘The Philippines’.”
Over one million people have already viewed the YouTube video in question, which was posted only one week ago. Other videos backed by One Sorry Blog are the comedian Frank Caliendo on Letterman, and Emil Dauncey on the red website Aporrea.org.
